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“Today, I return to court for the Matako Butako criminal case, in which I am charged with cyber harassment and offensive communication against Yoweri Museveni. Although the trips to and from court are a nuisance, I am already vindicated by the dictator’s performance. If anyone once delusional thought that Museveni was a fountain of honour, the truth is now clear for all to see.

He is the worst curse upon Uganda, a cancerous tumour eating up our body politic, a festering ulcer oozing with sepsis, a serial rapist of the constitution, a big fat worm feeding on our children’s inheritance, a hissing viper full of venom that poisons all our public institutions, a piece of low-lying vermin uttering promises never once fulfilled, a blood-sucking vampire feeding on the carcass of what is left of Uganda, a thieving scoundrel stealing not only from home but also abroad, a butchering murderer of those his paranoia suspects of being his enemies… Indeed, Museveni is the castrating knife that gorged out the testicles of Uganda’s ball-less Members of Parliament, the dentist’s tool that pulled out the sharp teeth of barking dog critiques who no longer bite, the female genital mutilator’s knife that dug out our country’s clitoris and stole all pleasures out of being Ugandan, the ultimate murderer of truth, justice and rule of law in our bodaboda republic, and the naked witch bewitching all citizens, residents and nationals of our land.

Excuse me: I was too kind in my earlier description of this plague. Museveni is much worse than an innocent pair of buttocks. As I iron my kitengi to go to court this morning, I am glad that I spoke my truth to power. I now feel like a prophet on trial for prophesying what has variously come to pass. Try me all you want. Call me a lunatic as loudly as you want. The real insane criminal is your repressive president and all those who stoically defend him.

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These NRA thugs and their collaborators, never stop taking Ugandans for Fools….. Even your beloved Lord Mayor has been to Kyankwanzi before(he looks very smart in NRA uniforms), to be brainwashed…you don’t leave Kyankwanzi without taking an oath to always be loyal to Museveni. Those arrests and comedy you always see on the streets, are part of NRA disciplinary routine….infact, they can easily go to his office/home and stop his movement, because they own him. I love the way your beloved mayor interpreters the Law..as if Uganda was a democratic state…

Whenever Ugandans not in the political class- are almost breaking the dictatorship, Besigye and his bandwagon comes up with gimmicks-those gimmicks are meant to gather Ugandans in one place so they can easily be controlled/crashed. It also creates a fake smoke-screen, that something is going to happen.

Ugandans cannot swap a dictator for another dictator (Real Democrat leave the floor for new blood). Also, revolutionaries don’t go in-front of the media and start blurbing about plans, hopes….. Lastly, mainstream politicians have never led a popular uprising-uprisings are always organic. So stop fantasising about Besigye leading an uprising, and instead start planning for post-dictator museveni, because his fall is not very far!!!

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Mr Osman Draga , the former deputy news editor of Arua One Fm, the proprietor of West Nile Today Magazine and the founder of West Nile Action Network page has this evening been detained at
Arua Central Police Station for defaming the woman member of Parliament Hon Rose Ayaka Atima of Maracha District.
This comes after Draga launched an online media campaign on the MP on his 18000-member West Nile Action Network Facebook page claiming she hasn’t achieved any tangible thing for her constituents since joining the August House in 2016.
He added salt to the injury by claiming that the legislator nowadays skips public functions where
the district female youth councillor and the Secretary for Social Services Hon Bako Judith is
present.Bako has since then declared her intentions to unseat Ayaka from district woman’s hot seat.Her popularity has since been hipped by despite being an NRM, she campaigned against amendment of Article 102b in the constitution of Uganda which led to the two constituency legislators Hon Oguzu Lee (FDC) for Maracha County and Hon Acidri James (NRM) to vote on December 20th, 2017 among the 97 MPs for retention of the only safeguard in all important document.
Draga will certainly spend the night behind the coolers since his lawyer was held up at Arua High
Court attending to other legal duties.

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In the Ruhaama by-elections we still have;
Penina Beinomugisha Jambo;
Eng Jackson Mubangizi Kabiikire;
Orishaba Vastine and the NRM flag bearer Kahima Moses Mugabe.Do not be fooled abanyaRuhaama, no one is out of the race like some rumours are spreading.
Do not call for God’s wrath by spoiling other people’s names and telling lies.thx

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Bobi Wine’s intent for presidency, a postponed reality : The perspective of the butambalanian. If all my talents and potentials were to be taken from me and I had my choice of keeping but one, I would unhesitatingly ask to be allowed to keep the power of speaking and writing, for through it, l would quickly recover all the rest.

It is through this power that I will inform millions despite the critics therefore of. Today my call to the nation is a plea for awareness that Hon kyagulanyi’s intent for presidency is a young pregnancy. Putting your personal feelings aside, he is just ” trying ” to be a modern day opinion leader, to those devoid of hope. Critically speaking, I fail to rank Bob wine in the order of political value, he lacks political soundness and his diagnosis of issues at hand is still wanting.

In a related development there is likely to be no political party that will take the risk to rally behind the Ganja man. I personally doubt whether Kizza Besigye, Muntu, Lukwago, Nobert Mao and Abed Bwanika , will humble down their intents and support the Ganja man, may be time will tell. Broadly speaking, his rhetorical political situation is not well defined, apart from the rumours on streets of his intent for presidency. Himself his shy about it. Associated, his audience is not clearly demarcated making it so hard to confront his constraints.

He is too comfortable with the praises of the men in the streets and social media associates as his ” rock of support ” . Seeing is believing, given his past undignified demeanour, he lacks trustworthiness of many Ugandans. For character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion but his personal template is completely lacking. Lastly his presidential ambition is not a distant threat, but a present danger to Kaguta dynasty and I hardly think that despotic museveni will wait and see it hatch. As I conclude, how I pray that your commentary negotiates emotions and allows for civility in differentials.

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Jennifer S. Musisi, Police, women activist organisations, etc; do something to this savage, cold-blooded, inhuman, ruthless, heartless, stupid, merciless, sadist, dense (etc) officer of yours. How can a man beat a woman!? Ogusajja gwonna ogukuba omukazi (oba waagwo oba si waagwo, oba mubbi, oba si mubbi, oba azzizza omusango oba tazzizza) gubeera dense, coward, chicken, impuissant, feeble and worthless.

Unfortunately, u hear less or even none of women activist groups coming up in cases like this. Is it because the victim is a penniless woman, ataliiko kaliibwa! You hear them propounding marriage and divorce bills and advocating for other trivial senseless and silly things in the name of fighting for women rights!! Oba balina mugaso ki!?

‘You’, the pro-NRM and pro-govt friends I’ve tagged, tell your President (Gen Museveni Ssaabalwanyi) that he fought for human rights (the rights of this woman inclusive). If these KCCA goons are derailing the so called peace he ‘claims’ to have brought, and nothing is done; then awo tuba mu ssengavuddemu ngazzeemu!!

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Rule of Law:

Not The Musevenists Rule by Law:

The Constitution Recognises that there are no Rights without Obligations….

In accordance with Article 39 of the Constitution, every Citizen of Uganda has, apart from Rights, the Right to a CLEAN and HEALTHY Environment.
The reverse side of this Right is the Obligation for the Government (Central and Local “KCCA”) using the Taxes We pay to ensure that we enjoy our Right.
Therefore a big Question to KCCA.
As Residents of Kampala do We pay Taxes?
The Answer is yes We pay Trade License, Property Tax and more others…
Then Why do We Live in Garbage Beefed Kampala, Let’s all say no to the Garbage around Us…
Kick the Garbage out of your Home.
Big Up To Peasants Brigade (P.B)

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Nakasero blood bank has no money to facilitate them to collect blood from the public because the Yoweri Museveni regime, has failed to provide them with only 1.8b
it’s a sad note that they are now having 80 units of blood out of the 1000 units required.
But the regime, was able to look for more than one billion in less than a month to bribe MPs to pass the removal of the age limit bill.

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No matter how a good or hardworking leader you may be, it is always good to retire when you’re still popular to the public so that you can keep your dignity. The moment you cling to leadership for a very long time, the end may not be desirable.

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¶ Banyankole Men are too arrogant;
¶ Bakiga men are Ignorant but arrogant;
¶ Baganda men are great Liars;
¶ Basoga men are too difficult and take long to understand,
¶ Batooro men are too backward;
¶ Acholi men are generous but wife beaters and never introduce you easily to their families;
¶ Teso men are loving and honest but drunkards,
¶ Lugbara men are so mean,
¶ Alur men are lazy,
¶ Bagisu men are hypocrites,
¶ Langi men are unreliable but good lovers,
¶ Banyoro men are like kids you teach them almost everything,
¶ Japathola men eat food like there is no tomorow,
¶ The Baruli, Banyoli and Bagungu men are those to fear if you fear Witchcraft (they can bewitch you, animals, gardens etc),
¶ If you hate sex in the morning don’t marry a Mukonjo, Mwamba or Sabin.
¶ Madi men are so talkative so if you want alot of stories just try one.
¶ If you want to be confused try a Mugwere or a Kumam,these are just confused like their languages;
¶ If you want adventure try a Karamojong you will have no regrets.
¶ Samia men are beepers; they can’t sustain a call for 40 seconds….

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The Nakawa grade one magistrate, Noah Sajjabi has released on bail three people accused of Terrorism and the murder of AIGP Andrew Felix Kaweesi.
Kaweesi was shot dead by unknown assailants as he left his home in Kulambiro, together with his bodyguard and driver in March 2017.The freed are Ahmad Shaban Senfuka, Umar Maganda and Abdul Kaala. This is the second time Senfuka is being released on bail. They were released on Tuesday on a cash bail of Ugx. 2 million. while their sureties were bonded at 500 million shillings non cash.However, two of their colleagues two suspects Ali Mugoya and Sinani Hibwagi were sent back to prison as the former lacked substantial sureties, while the latter’s sureties had not arrived at court in time.
On November 7, 2017, Senfuka was among the seven suspects who had been granted mandatory bail over Kaweesi’s murder. He was however, re-arrested by plain-clothed security officers.

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Nothing is more peaceful than dating an exposed girl – as in omuwala akulidde mu bintu ng’alabyeko!

1. When an exposed girl visits yuwa kazigo and you give her a glass of water, she says, ”Thanks. I love water. It is healthy!”. Naye bali abalala, hooooo! Ayinza n’okufa because when she visits a guy it is when she expects to drink soda, juice, munanansi, wine, milk, beer all at the same time!

2. An exposed girl bwomuwa amenvu, she’ll be like, ”wow! You eat healthy!” haaaaaaa, naye bali bannafe! Lwakukyalidde lwayagala alye chips, chicken, liver, sausage, chaps, pilau, ebyenda byona at the same time!

3. Even if you don’t have money for yaka and you light a candle, an exposed girl will be like, ”Wow, you are romantic!”. Naye the other type ajja kunyumiza banne nga bwotalina sente za yaka.

4. At the end of it all if you walk an exposed girl back home, she will enjoy the walk, tell you stories, walk slowly, aba tayagala nakutuuka waka. Naye bali bannafe kale batama. She will ask you things like, ”so you don’t have a car?” or ”tolina guy wa special gw’ osobola kkubira ssimu nankima?”

Kale bannange mulonde nga mwegendereza!

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Before they passed the controversial age limit bill, it is believed that NRM Members of Parliament received 200 million ugx each.And apparently most have started spending it.

The latest on our political gossip desk is that Judith Babirye  the Buikwe,Musician and senior pastor at “New Life Deliverance Church”, in Makindye Division has bought a manshion worth 1 billion Uganda Shillings

The apartment block is located in Kyaliwajjala along Lukadde road, behind Vienna College.

Sources say the gospel singer coughed over Shs 800m for the uncompleted building.

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SK Mbuga and his wife Angella Vivienne Chebet now turn fugitive as their whereabouts are unknown since the swedish police started investigating them.

both have reportedly fled from the country and turned off their phones.

According to a Swedish newspaper, Angella Vivienne Chebet the wife to SK MBUGA faked a Swedish politician, Sten Heinsoo with false promises of love and gold resulting into the fraudulent transfer of 53million kronor (Shs23billion) to her accounts.

Heinsoo told police that Angella Vivienne Chebet told him her wealthy father in Uganda had died and left behind a large gold mine which was both difficult and costly to transport to Sweden.

Heinsoo offered to help financially to facilitate the transfer of gold to Sweden and be refunded after selling. He unlawfully used his trustees money with the view that he will pay back after the sales.

Part of the money, is alleged to be the one SK MBUGA has been splashing in Uganda. The self-styled tycoon SK Mbuga and his wife Angella Vivienne Chebet splashed money on expensive luxury sports cars, their extravagant wedding left many mouth in uganda not zipped but unfortunately, it seems the couple’s luck may be running out.

close to a year ago, former head of state and county politician Sten Heinsoo, 71, was suspected of gross fraud after disappearing with between 45 and 48 million Krona from the Rank family, owners of a real estate giant Einar Mattsson.

When confronted by the custodians Heinsoo confessed that the money had disappeared abroad when he tried to help a female friend to transport gold from Uganda to Sweden.

Preliminary investigations have led the Swedish police to Sulaiman “SK” Mbuga, 34, and his wife Angella Vivienne Chebet, 33.

Last week, Sten Heinsoo was charged with gross negligence against the principals of trust. Even Chebet – who is a Swedish citizen for a few years – was charged by the Stockholm District Court for several cases of gross fraud against Heinsoo in absentia. “SK” Mbuga has also been dragged into this verdict for probable same reasons suspected of the same crime.

Two weeks after Sten Heinsoo made the last transfer to the fraud, in November 2016, an extravagant wedding was organized between “SK” Mbuga and Chebet in Kampala.

Vivienne Chebet immigrated to Sweden from Uganda in 2011 and has been living in the Stockholm area since then. In the first hearing, Sten Heinsoo told us that the two met in the church where they both fellowshiped when Viviane worked as a personal assistant to another person she had brought for prayers. They eventually fell for each other and began a relationship.

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Its very unfortunate that Police and Kiwanga mawotto zone defence a one called Mugerwa have invaded birthday party of one of the Young Men Who have studied, grown and a responsiple mutuuze of the place and every one Who attended from the neighberhood and as í speak their held at the police station in seeta , this is totally disappointing that this man Mugerwa knows every one of them and they have never committed any offence at Amy one time, ooooohhhhhh í think Uganda is now under Marshall law !!!!!

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